Taylor

is someone with the lack of intelligence, understanding, reason, or wit.

"I've been accused of “Taylor” ."
It is total “Taylor”, that's all ."
And that would take an immeasurable and inexcusable amount of ”Taylor”.

by LetsgoBrandon January 7, 2022

Taylor Daniels

very hot gyal

oh my fucking god his bunda is so voluptuous it must be Taylor Daniels. he makes out with lots of men and specifically not women

by Sara is hot December 27, 2021

Taylor

The only way you could be a better player is to get better at the game

I got that Taylor

by Taylor Bletz December 16, 2022

Mopey Taylor

When you are wearing muck Boots and step in mud and go to take a step but pull your foot out of your boot and place it in the mud thinking your boot was still on. Then you mope around the rest of the day like your dog just died and you got butt fucked at the funeral.

Oh shit! I just mopey taylor'ed myself. Fuck!

by Lukusfur April 24, 2019

Taylor Swift

The type of musician to continuously simp for NFL players

"My name is Taylor Swift and i want to bang the whole kansas city cheifs team!!!!"

by sculman107 February 11, 2024

Sean Taylor

Sean Taylor is the act of lowballing for something with great value, informing them that it's not worth much, then re-selling for 10x the value.

Mike: Bro I just Sean Taylor'd my friend for the GT Venom

John: Oh shit really? How much did you offer?

Mike: $20, I convinced him it wasn't worth much.

John: Nice! How much are you gonna sell it for?

Mike: I think $2,000 is fair :)

by ExactIy April 25, 2020

Taylor’s 0.5 millimetre defeater

When your getting head from your girl and your about to buss a nut and she takes a breath and then you push her head down and get your foreskin stuck in her braces and then it gets ripped off. Specifically ends up with a chunk of foreskin in her braces.

Bella is giving Freddie and his boyfriends a sloppy blow job and accidentally gives Frederick a Taylor’s 0.5 millimetre defeater

by Eddie brennikmiejer September 30, 2025