Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.

Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.

by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025

The "Taylor effect"

The "Taylor effect" is when you try to bag a girl but fail every single time. And although you feel like given up you try and go after another girl despite what happened in the past.

And so you try to bag this girl thinking that things will be different but ends up in a loop.

I feel like given up but, I really want to bag this girl... On no I think I'm under the "Taylor effect" !

by NomNomNooooo March 26, 2023

Taylor

She is nice, funny and loyal. Her ass is fat and she wants it bigger. She has lots of friends but she should never replace her bestfriends.

1. Her ass is fat
2. She has to be a Taylor

by 5556 August 13, 2020

Taylor

raging cunt with a ton of friends

shaped liked a D1 linebacker but has a raging eating disorder

also has a dead best friend

i dont get why taylor has friends

by mamammamamamammamma January 25, 2023

Taylor

A really handsome individual, with a unique style, very rare human being.

Look at Taylor over there, he's always looking fly

by Thirteenismyluckynumber January 5, 2020

sharon taylor

The worst Mum you could ask for

Wow, she is such a Sharon Taylor

by Sick boy 4 January 28, 2018

taylor swift

eco-terrorist that is glazed by every girl 13-15 years old

Person 1 "taylor swift is literaly the music indsutry!!!!!!111"
Person 2 "wtf?!!?"

by curlyfriesbehittin April 13, 2024