tom mardy

Ethan's daddy in bed

I wish I could be Ethan when he's having sex with tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

Tom Holland

a literal angel

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh

*LATER*

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot

by xx.dolans.xx May 19, 2019

tom jenkins

daddy with big dick

oh hey do you have a tom jenkins

by appl3b33s May 16, 2021

Tom and Barry

When a white twink gets his corn hole ripped by a black anaconda.

'did you hear that Tom guy got totally Barryed on the weekend?'
'yeah I feel sorry for that blokes shitter, I don't ever want a Tom and Barry to tear my frenulum'

by anonymous January 21, 2021

Tom

Tom is a corrupt dumb son of a bitch.

Tom u suck

by TomRudolph Aue January 12, 2023

Tom

retard.

"Oh look at that retard over there!"
"Do you mean Tom?"

by Maesterrr November 22, 2021

Tom

Toms a cunt

Faggot 1: hey you know who tom is
Faggot 2: *strangles faggot one to death*

by BiggerDick42069 November 26, 2019