limp dick jesus

A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices

He is such a limp dick Jesus

by Limp d. Jesus September 13, 2017

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Super Raptor Jesus

Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman

"hey Super Raptor Jesus will bless us for a victory!"

by Super Raptor Priest October 17, 2009

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Holy Jesus Balls

Saying something with excitement or being surprised!

Guy:Hey did you see that baby do a back flip
You: Holy jesus balls no way!

by Swag Wolf May 11, 2016

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Sweet Marshmallow Jesus

A phrase used to express surprise or amazement at something.

"Oh my God, look at that!"
"SWEET MARSHMALLOW JESUS!"

by Mr. Cool Bean November 28, 2011

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jesus fuck christ

What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.

Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me off?

by meetthetony September 10, 2005

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Jesus of the Christ is a man who was Jesus but also a split between Christ and the two combined equal a massive orgie which is a godly magical creation - God would agree to... This is a theory within science and many soldiers of HEAVEN agree. That is the definition of Jesus of the Christ.

Jesus of the Christ capped FDR.

by christian madril March 27, 2007

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