Time Donor

A person who always has time to help other on things that do not benefit him/her, and never progresses in life as a result.

He hasn't succeeded in life because he's a time donor.

by Ndumesh May 23, 2019

Tammer Time

The inability to show up anywhere without being a minimum of 20 minutes late.

Mike: The game starts in 10 minutes. Ricky was supposed to be here at 3. It's now 3:30. Does anyone know where he is?

David: You know you have to tell Ricky to be somewhere 30 minutes early so he shows up on time. He be running on that Tammer time.

by Cherryhead6996 November 6, 2017

Time Squared

When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.

Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists

by Angry New Yorker November 30, 2011

Soap Time

A time when something utterly humiliating happens to someone you know

“My friend just tripped and fell on a trumpet”
“Bro, it’s Soap Time”

by Joni Spagoni November 14, 2022

Piece Time

Two enemies share a pie, usually a pizza.

The piece time negotiations were shared over a saucy margherita

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

johnny time

A polite phrase for when you would like to be alone, usually because you greatly prefer your own company to that of others.

Tina: "Hey everybody, where did Tom go??"
Nick: "He left, guess he just needed some Johnny time"

by Alfred123689123 January 28, 2014

It's muffin time!

Used in the popular card game "Muffin time" where if you have 10 cards at the start of your turn you may yell "It's muffin time" and win the game. (Please note that this is a VERY short version of the games rules.)

Person 1 *Does his turn*

Person 2 "Hah! I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 cards! It's muffin time!"

Person 3 "Aww, guess you win."

by Ganykem February 1, 2022