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mother fucdger

when you try to say mother fucker and see your parents or teachers and try to mix it with fudge but you do it late and end up with this
Teacher: you got a F Michael

Michael: MOTHER FUC*remembers he's in a class room* MOTHER FUCDGER
Teacher: what?
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Mothers #

Yeah I really want your mothers #
by Yourmotherisban March 18, 2022
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Mother In Law

A mother in law is pretty much the very bane of your existence.

A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.

She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.

It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.

She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.

She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.

A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.

A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.
Beware the Mother In Law.

For she is the spider, and you are the fly.
by ForestFairy March 19, 2022
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Your mother

a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand
"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"
by TheVervy March 21, 2022
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First Mother

The mother of the president of the US or other head of state
She is the first mother of the President of the US
by Maria F. March 26, 2022
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Holy mother

Person 1: holy mother!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: that shit scared me so bad!
by hiheyheyohallohihi March 30, 2022
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