max Mckenzie

A person with another of cream, smeglet patient zero

max Mckenzie is a big ball of smeg

max is a smeglett

by 1234smeg4321 August 7, 2023

Max

Someone who normally has a very large penis, may or may not have alcoholic tendencies. Very out going and loves Jake the cat not to be mixed up with Jake the dog. Loves vibrating cock rings and ball gags. He’s been seen wearing a butt plug with a tail connected at the end. Enjoys a mexican lawn mower (sexual act) especially when done by authentic mexican inmates.

Did you see Max Wilson with that new pink furry but plug? Wish I could use it.

by Batman ❤️ February 8, 2025

Max

Max a person who likes Black guys and is a cuck for women

Did you guys see that video with max and that black guy from mastic!!

by Sn_17444 March 29, 2025

Mint Maxing

1) The act of building a tolerance to anything with a minty taste or sensation for the purposes of self improvement.
a) The excessive use of any product or products based on if they are mint flavored.
b) Intense enjoyment of all things minty and cool.

I learned about menthols health benefits so I began mint maxing.

Person 1: Hey why does a cloud of cool minty scent surround John?
Person 2: I heard he is mint maxing and chews a pack of gum a day.

by XxEpicSoupGamerxX March 18, 2024

max rock

Max rock is a yakuza kid with no life

Have you seen that loser? Hes a max rock right!

by spring.li6 November 23, 2023

Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.

1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.

by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011

max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017