Jacob

A Jacob is a very funny person, they love sports but can never play them because he sucks at. A Jacob is a very romantic person. Treat him good.

“Oh that Jacob is so fine🏈😍”

by Pussysoaker November 21, 2021

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Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

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Jacob Barta

A cool guy that doesn’t like men (he has a girlfriend)

Hey Jacob Barta, your girlfriend is so not a guy

by anonymous December 31, 2023

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Jacob

A name used to describe a male who takes it way past the no homo threshold. He usually acts very sus and is very gay.

Jacob: Hey homies, wanna makeout?
The Bros: no, bro...that's gay..
Jacob: 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓-!

by Bitchheadass April 10, 2020

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He is such a nice genuine guy whom is so kind hearted and just the best caring person ever. He may get angry at u at times but that just shows his love for u. Jacob is a guy who is amazing at sex and has a very big dick. He is a good hugger kisser and friend and is just so sweet

Bella “meet me at my place tonight”
Jacob “ok”
The night
Bella “pull down ur pants”
Jacob “ ok”
Bella “Wow it’s so big!”
Jacob “ I know that

by Mexican grass cutter July 10, 2018

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