Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

snake

someone with a layered personality, very sly and sneaky. they may talk to you in person, but if you try texting them, forget it. they never respond because they are too busy doing snakey things.

That girl never texted me back, what a snake!

by no snakes allowed July 12, 2017

Snake

An emotional ride that you feel.

Ryan: "Oh my god Hannah, you're being so rude."
Hannah: "How?"
Ryan: "Because you're snaking me right now."
Hannah: "How do you know I'm a snake?"
Ryan: "Because it's an emotional ride that I can feel."

by Snakes "R" us July 18, 2017

Snakes

people that rip your emotions to pieces until your nothingness, only because they feel as if they don't need you

wow those girls are snakes

by ihatesnakes July 31, 2017

Snake

A very sexy being who has the ability to somehow use psychological mindfucks to trick people, he also gets a lot of girls so if you think your worthy get in line with the 200 other girls. He also refers to Mark, Rick, Snakerick or InsideGamerFred.

Snake is sexy as hell; I want to bang snake here and now.

by InsideGamerFred August 1, 2017

dusty snake

A slang word for your massive cock.

Hey bby would you like to see my dusty snake?

by BigBoi696969 August 3, 2017

Snake

Someone who you thought you could trust but stabbed you in the back or talked shit about you

Omg Georgia is such a snake she talks about me all the time

by I'm not Cia August 4, 2017