Salad Fingers 

A phrase commonly used in middle England to describe someone who moans like a bitch that they are unable to do things because they have injured or abnormal fingers.

A. “Henry why aren’t you playing rugby this weekend?”
B. “Because I stubbed my little finger”
A. “For fuck sake salad fingers”

Salad Fingers by willythekid87 December 8, 2016

Salads

Pubic hairs.

When the pubic hairs of a male and female are touching each other during sex it's considered "making a salad".

P ranked my friend by rubbing his tooth brush on my crotch and I didn't bother removing the salads.

Salads by KCThatDude January 30, 2017

Salad 

Its a little as ass.

Guy1: Jesus look this Cake!!!
Guy2: Nah its a SALAD.
Guy1: True.

Salad by SavageFathi May 3, 2017

Saladtarion 

Someone who only eats salad

Employee: would you like some ham
Customer: Sorry,Im a saladtarion

Saladtarion by WordGemie July 23, 2017

Salad 

The state in which Houston in located. (There is no abbreviation for Salad, it is just Salad.)

I go to Salad to see Houston.

Salad by Fredisnotdead January 26, 2018

Salad 

some really fucking nice hair.

"hey have you seen masons hair"
"fucking salad"

Salad by youprobshateme May 8, 2018

Salad Fingers 

Smelly Fingers after Itching or playing with ones ass hole.

Wow I really have a bad case of Salad Fingers!

Salad Fingers by Greasy Garry March 5, 2018