Hot Dog Sock

A weird way to say condom.
To use a sock to cover the ejac when masturbating.

"Hold on Jenny, I need my Hot Dog Sock."

"I'm about to blow, better grab the Hot Dog Sock."

by Crackin Jackin September 17, 2018

sock shock

Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.

Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.

by Watchinfool October 6, 2023

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

Social socks

Decorative socks worn for social occasions best worn with social sneakers

Jon wore his beer glass social socks to Carla and Kim’s Craft Beer Party

by TRIPLEDEAC March 2, 2019

Fifi sock

Rubber glove, preferably not used, usually lubed inside a tube sock for deep release especially in jail.

Bro don’t use my fifi sock again or else.

by Deepration April 10, 2023

sock rockin

Some thing that is really rockin and great.

'That CD is sock rockin!'
'That film was sock rockin good!'

by Bookie April 26, 2004

Baby Sock

Code word for a condom

Hey baby, can you run to the store and pick up some baby socks?

by jiblet84 September 18, 2012