by Wheaties October 15, 2020
by Cooty Wane October 16, 2020
A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off
"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."
by The Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh October 16, 2020
by IFindStuffOnTheInternet October 16, 2020
by 1138_2187 October 16, 2020
by Hermann_The_German October 15, 2020
by WEENBOI13 October 16, 2020