Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.

Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.

by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016

Purple glitter fart

its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore

“Dude did you see her? She’s covered in glitter she HAS to be a purple glitter fart”

by extra_giver13 May 8, 2025

purple cheshire stripe

An act of wrapping a/your penis with fishing wire till it turns purple and swollen with the string making it look like the Cheshire cat from Alice In Wonderland.. (also known as the Purple Tiger)

If you don't watch yourself, I'm going to tie your d!ck into a purple cheshire stripe and leave you there...
M:Hey baby, check out my purple cheshire stripe.. W:OH DEAR GOD?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!
Patient:I tried the purple cheshire stripe and now it doesn't work... ERNurse: Dumbass... You don't leave it on overnight..

by Larodil May 4, 2018

Purple Sock Mutt

A commonly known dirty or "skanky" woman who takes immense pleasure in anal penetration.

Well that's our town's nastiest purple sock mutt!

by Brewha December 31, 2009

Purple lovin'

A ridiculously strong drink which, when combined, turns a slightly scary colour purple. It has an aniseed taste (because of the aftershock) but is not that difficult to swallow. This drink is NOT recommended without ice or to be served at anything but below room temperature. Ingredients required:
1 large (pint) glass
A few ice cubes
2 shots of red Aftershock
2 shots of blue Aftershock
1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice (lemonade-vodka alcopop)

Pour shots over ice, then mix Smirnoff Ice in well with stirrer (preferably your finger for true authenticity).

Do you remember anything about last night?

No, nothing after that Purple Lovin'

by Sp1cybeef August 1, 2012

Purple Fundy

a copycat of fundy which is 10x worse and plays minecraft and is better at bedwars than fundy

Piedxia: you know Purple Fundy
ScrubbyLocks: oh the furry?

by PurpleFundy July 11, 2021

Purple Syndrome Tuggy

Receiving a hand job from a woman with down syndrome, whom may squeeze the meat too tightly causing oxygenation issues to the meat, leading to your meat turning purple.

It's been a rough week brother, I need a purple syndrome tuggy to free my mind. Dude be careful, she's a strong one, you could end up with a purple syndrome tuggy out of that.

by MrDrock83 March 27, 2025