Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.
"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."
by Quinterrogator February 13, 2022
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Jizzeroni pizza

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!
Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
by 4realazitgits April 18, 2021
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pizza cloud

Pizza Cloud

The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
- So what do you want to watch tonight?
Hello…?

He-lo…?

Anyone there…?

Diana?

- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
by Stivchik November 04, 2018
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Pizza tweaking

When you're waiting for the pizza and keep looking out the window like a tweaker
Quit pizza tweaking bro it will be here soon.
by Mo42 February 10, 2017
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Tostanals Pizza Rolls

Frozen Tostitos Pizza Rolls that have been shoves up ones anus, until fully cooked.
by Kimbusha January 08, 2021
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National pizza day

This is something we celebrate in September 4

(use this to make ur parents buy pizza?)
by September 04, 2021
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