Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.

Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2023

Real fellur hours

From 12 am to 12 am is when you call up your fellow brothers and tell them how much you Appreciate them.

Guy#1 yeehaw its real fellur hours borther

Guy#2 oh damn time to call up my borther

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 15, 2018

Realing it

The opposite of faking it.

If you fake something so decently, others will think you’re realing it.

by Original Orangutans June 13, 2019

real nigga

not no ordinary nigga, a real nigga DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU if you violate him. He'll slap you silly and rob yo jewels. He also gets alot of bitches and has a 12 inch Congo Dick.

disclaimer 1 - light skin niggas cannot be real niggas, they do not have the full purity of BLACKNESS.
disclaimer 2 - a real nigga always has a big dick

Young Intelligent Black Person - yo blood, you dont want no smoke with Daequan, he a real nigga he'll beat yo ass, take yo bitch, and fuck yo momma
Some random fuck nigga - Oh word!

by WindDragon554 June 21, 2018

UK Real Rap

A subgenre of UK Rap where the production is mellow and slow with an emotional feel as the bpm being at average of 90bpm and the lyrics consist of storytelling which depicts real life situation people relate and go through which can be emotional or yet gritty.

Drill is dying UK Real Rap is coming back.

Real rap artist : Rimzee , Potter Payper , Young Teflon , Marnz Malone , Joe Blacks , Benny Banks , Ard Adz , Nines

by mrunheardof May 19, 2024

Real Nigga

Real niggas come alive when they got a black president/vice president; SO IT'S BOUT TO BE POPPIN IN THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: How would you describe yourself in one word?
Person 2: Real Nigga
Person 1: Real Nigga is two words
Person 2: I know nigga, Real Niggas don't follow instructions

by The Fundraiser February 22, 2021

real

Romanian equivalent for “forreal”, “on God”, “no cap”. Used after a very true affirmation or generally after spreading facts.

“Marian, you got so drunk last night you started making out with a bench!”
“Real.”

by 2trippi June 13, 2022