Aid monster

by Yo dad gay June 10, 2021

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monster cologne

when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear

When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.

by purple pellets January 27, 2022

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eddie monster

Is another wording for widow peak.

Girl you got a Eddie monster.

by Crazy ratchet facts January 09, 2018

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monstering it

when an action done surpasses boss status and proceeds by fists pumps in the air

Ben: Thank god josh is gone..kids a lingerer
Mike:yea he is
Ben: look what i got...another blunt
(pump fist in air)
Ben: This kids monstering it
Mike: WHATTTT!!??

by poopcity July 21, 2010

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Durr monster

A creature in the woods that comes out when it smells dick or other camp fire foods to take and devour. After screaching its horrifying cry in a deep growl, "DURRRR", it finds the nearest minor to do the deed with. Appears most in heavily wooded areas, stalking campers. It takes a special obsession with the obese. By the time you hear "DURRRR" your ASS already belongs to IT.

"DURRR"
"What was that?"
"Have you never heard of the Durr monster, IT indulges in fat minors"

by OGnaturalist May 11, 2024

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