Condensed milk and bread

Is not a thing and will never be a thing. Cause it’s fucking stupid.

Condensed milk and bread: The act of taking a slice of bread and putting it in condensed milk.

-“Hey Greg, you want some bread and condensed milk?”
-“no, that’s not a real fucking thing”

by Sheblumie March 28, 2022

chinese milk mat

A sony camera bag + alpura milk milk + yoga mat

My mothers anal cushion chinese milk mat?

by stevensexattack June 5, 2008

milk my duds

The act or process of yourself or another, gently massaging the testacles until satisfaction...

"Man, I had my lady 'milk my duds' last night and I can still feel the tingling sensation."
milk duds lady sensation pleasure testacles

by 1017OkinawaThug March 1, 2016

Chocolate Milk Blowout

Diarrhea. Plain and simple.

Greg: *Clenching his stomach* Holy hell, i just had the runs man....

Harry: Haha, that sucks bro, you just had a chocolate milk blowout!

by jizzskaterZ December 14, 2008

milk of human kindness

Semen (cum), the viscous white fluid ejaculated by a male during orgasm.

My cock's starting to throb...now I'm going to give her the milk of human kindness!

by pentozali December 29, 2005

Drink Your Milk

A chant started when someone is forced to drink something extremely quickly

Frat Boy 1 - "I can't chug any more beer dude, seriously"

Frat Boy 2 - "Shut up you pussy. Drink your milk, drink your milk, DRINK YOUR MILK!!!"

by NSP81 May 25, 2007

strawberry milk shake

A spin off of Feltching, but when the anal sex gets a little rough and he/she ends up bleeding and when your sucking the cum from his/her ass after thru the clear straw its a nice color of pink. the chunks you can imagine to be strawberry preserves.

I just knew I was going to get a strawberry milk shake when i finally cum in my dads ass last night.

by little_leg June 13, 2007