March 15

congrats, you're probably an anxious crackhead who doesn't think before they speak and then realize how stupid you sound. you also think you look good in your outfit when you leave the house, but then you feel stupid when you walk in public. you don't think you are, but people actually like you, you're the life of the party! (only sometimes tho lol) teachers probably don't like you, and your favourite teacher is the one you had 3 years ago.

shittt, your friends with the kid born on March 15? you must be lucky, but you also gotta check in on them once in a while, y'know?

by im not special lol March 1, 2022

March 2

National Steal Your Crushes Clothing Day.
You can steal their sweatshirt or any article of clothing.

Margaret: Omg it’s March 2. I’m steal Charlie’s sweatshirt and he can’t say no

by NeverWrittenADefinitionBefore March 1, 2022

March 4th

National ask your crush out

March 4thYou have to ask the person you love ot

by Ogkingali March 1, 2022

March 2

March 2 is national make out day. you like it or not people are aloud to Make out with you

Hey bro wanna make out ?
Why?
It's march 2

by Momemamodmsj March 2, 2022

March 3rd

It’s National slap ass day

It’s March 3rd just go around the class or hall and slap that ass

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

4th March

A day for all the small bitches walahi

Ah yo it’s yo birthday today you a small biatch
Being Defined as small 4th march

by YoGrandmasCrack March 3, 2022

March 4

Nation Shmeel’d day (a getting ignored for days preferably by Zack)

The other night I really needed the history homework for March 4 but Zack completely Shmeel’d me.

by PapiNate March 3, 2022