March 3

National send a pic of that sweet sumptuous ass to your bf and let him do whatever he wants with it BUT he owes you whatever other kind of picture you would want.

“Omg babe it’s march 3 sent me an ass pic”
“Ok bae but you owe me a dick pic”
“Bet now send it over”

by Eggsarefromcows March 1, 2023

march 11

march 11 is just a normal day. the other definitions are just stupid and made by 11 year old girls. its annoying and your stupid if you belive whatever made up tradition you see on here

Jessica : Its national boys have to say yes day! Mark can i hug you?
Mark : No tf?
Jessica : But its March 11..
Mark : I don't give a fuck, you gave me a question and i answered bitch

by 😾😾😾😾 March 10, 2024

March 12th

This is National smack/grab ass day again.

March 12th, National smack/grab ass day: Finally the day to slap your homies butt without them getting mad. It’s not gay on this day you’re just smacking the gyat. Just go ahead and do it especially if they’re sagging.

by D1hater March 8, 2024

March 24

March 24th is the national clingy day!
March 24 is the only day you have a reason to be as clingy as you want to your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Boyfriend: why are you being so fukin clingy?

Girlfriend: It's March 24, aka, national clingy day, deal with it

by Im._.not your father March 23, 2023

slut march

Synonym for walk of shame

I saw Kayla doing a slut march Saturday morning.

by vailskibum June 20, 2016

March Slap Ass

this is the third month of the year and because the word ass has 3 letter this month will be dedicated to slap asses ad is not Gay slap friends girls everyone you know

me:I slapped a girls ass and she got mad I told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

March 6th

March 6th is Angela appreciation day, the day where you appreciate Angela more than anyone else.

*March 6th
You: Hey Angela, I appreciate you so much you are literally the best.
Angela: Awww, Thank you so much

by BlkOr4nge March 5, 2023