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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Curiosity Killed The Cat

"Curiosity Killed The Cat" couldn't help but click the links.
by KillahQueen May 25, 2021
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outclass kill

To kill someone with a weapon that outclasses theirs by a huge margin.
Person B: What are you doing?
Person A: Killing people with my Level 70 Onyx Hammer!
Person B: But all of those people only have Level 1 Worn Daggers.
Person A: A kill is a kill, regardless of the opponent!
Person B: Outclass kills aren’t any better than cheap shots, so fight someone at your own level!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
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mods, kill him with rocks please

A funny way of requesting moderators to ban someone.
He's being annoying. mods, kill him with rocks please!
by TechSide December 21, 2024
mugGet the mods, kill him with rocks pleasemug.

Kill Culture

A desire to kill a person, community, group or company from social media platforms.

It is derived from cancel culture, made by people who hate cancel culture. Kill culture is taking one step forward from cancelling, it is killing that person or group.
Kanye Hater: "Kanye is shit, he should give up music!"
Kanye fan: "#killkanyehater
Kanye hater: "dont kill culture me"
by Andr3i_Mh December 3, 2020
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Cy-kill

Cy-Kill is a hot robot.
by Megatron2021 November 6, 2021
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You killed Roxy

When an individual has chewed the" fat" too much to be "put down" with false narrative even though going the extra mile to help such to be grifted short.
Marlene declared; "You killed roxy." after getting money from the less fortunate whom she associated with to put down her dog after flimflam and false narrative.
by Mister. Mr. July 12, 2021
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