Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.

yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*

by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022

Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

by BNaae October 23, 2011

ts so kevin

Of or relating to a player of a game who is usually lack luster for the amount of hours they have invested

Wow my ranked teammate sucks. ts so kevin 💔

by Dark Chao June 10, 2025

Kevin

Kevin is a hardworking man who likes to play with dogs. He likes to cook but also to show up late to work.

That person reminds me of Kevin

by Chapo696969 April 3, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is a adopted, fatherless Child.

Kevin is Gay.

by Karbonat_Erol November 21, 2021

kevin horton

A piece of shit on psn who says you're adopted and shut up a lot.

Kevin hortons a dick

by Terrariaboss3465 June 4, 2016

Kevin J*n

An arrogant, manipulative, narcissistic, selfish, toxic, inconsiderate, idiotic, greedy, cheating, lying asshole.

Person 1: Hey, do you know a guy named Kevin J*n? I heard he's coming to the party.
Person 2: No fucking way, Kevin? I hate that motherfucker.

by hater1287123 March 4, 2025