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Jesse

Jesse is a sweet person, he secretly dates girls so he won’t look gay in front of other boys who he loves/like. Jesse can be a bitch sometimes to others who get in his way. Only reason why a Jesse turned gay cause his dick was too small for the woman/girls. A Jesse is usually a Hispanic name like Jesse De La Toress
by JesseGUzMan February 21, 2020
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Jesse el huevon

This special human being can be seen as one of the best strikers in lions football club history. Give him the ball and witness greatness like never before.

Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.
Yesterday I saw a Jesse el huevon play a game of 5-a-side and it was the most amazing moment of my life.
by Simpinggod March 11, 2020
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jesse

jesse is nice and cute she has too cute friends and they would not be anyones friend only if they were jesses friend they so nice she make people poperlr
ex; jesse is nice
by Cutie_twins March 14, 2020
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Jersey

Jersey is a amazing friend. She is smart, pretty, funny and loving. even though she doesn't think. She is amazing at sports. She doesn't care about guys. She believes that all she needs is friends. She loves animals especially COWS. She's also the definition of a crackhead shes so stupid but in a funny way. She can also make you think that she's mad at you even though she loves you. If you know a Jersey you should do everything you can to keep her close.
Me: She's so awesome I wish I was her
Friend: Thats Jersey
by Olivia27 March 17, 2020
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Jesse

hot af but hes a bitchass nigga who dont gaf about BITCHES FEELINGS XOXO DUMBBITCH:)
JESSE IS A NIGGA
by KYLEE MILLER April 3, 2020
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Jesse

That kid thinks he's such a Jesse.
by Deveganator April 8, 2020
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Jesse

Jesse is an interesting guy. He loves Indian food and anime. He means well, but panics easily. He is very talented but does not apply his talents so he relies on others (family, or friends). When the going gets tough Jesse makes excuses and finds another way. He prefers sensation to reality. eg.. his love love for gaming. Jesse is boisterous and loud. Jesse drives a giant Suv around the city to show off. Jesse only dates Instagram girls.
Jesse loves to hang out at his moms house and play video games.
by Jeffrey Dame April 16, 2020
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