Jake

Jake is the best guy you will ever fucking meet. he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever. he's the best friend you'll ever meet and lucky you if you have a Jake. He is loveable and caring and SUPER FUNNY. He has the dirtiest mind to ever exist and constantly makes dick jokes (ofc you join in) He's amazing and has like, BUFF arms. He's athletic and gives good hugs, Loves sweatshirts and sweatpants, and actually looks good in them. You've dedicated Spotify playlists to him and you think of him every time you hear a love song. He likes books about love and you always text at 2 am about them. He is like 6'5 and has the prettiest blue eyes. Although You know you can't have him, You still manage to fall in love with him so now you suffer every time you see him.

Bestie #1: Hey! Have you hung out with Jake recently??
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!

by Hopelessbitch July 21, 2022

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The kid who won’t stop playing Rocket League

Damn, Jake won’t stop playing Rocket League!!

by Sterling Hawksmoor August 24, 2021

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a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.

i tried to suck Jakes dick but it didn't fit in my mouth

by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021

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a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day

jake moles likes to wank

by garry88 November 7, 2019

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