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Jake

One of the many nicknames gangsters have for cops.

Rapper Nardo Wick uses this term in his popular hit “Who Want Smoke”.
“Nine, ten, eleven, we ain't gon' say that number, we don't fuck with jakes“
by geminigod February 24, 2022
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Jake Paul

a braindead fucker, that brainwashes children into watching his cancer inducing vlogs.
people that like him must be complete dumbasses.

he's nothing but a scum. and needs to be arrested for the fucked up shit he's done.
and his brother isn't any better.
hey, you good? you seem traumatized.

i think i just got brain cancer, because i watched a jake paul video..

ouch.
by leagueofdick September 30, 2018
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Jake

Jake is the kind of guy who will show up for you when you need extra muscles or a story that will make you smile. His commitment to health shows in his ab count and his genuine approach to others places him high on the likeability meter. He’s a guy you want to have in your corner but know not many get to be his friend, he’s more of an introvert—but a friendship with a Jake is worth seeking out. He’s devilishly handsome and you’ll question whether he knows that already. You will love every minute you get to spend with him and cherish the moments!
Girl 1-Did you see those muscles at the gym today?

Girl 2-Yeah! He must have been a Jake!
by Jenneffrey1 October 3, 2021
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Jake Kurz

a looser that only plays fortnite and thinks he can wheelie but can’t and has no friends
by Carlos the Mexican April 11, 2019
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jake moles

a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day
jake moles likes to wank
by garry88 November 7, 2019
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Jake

If your name is Jake, you are in need of IMMEDIATE mental help. Besides that, he can be a good friend and always know how to make you laugh. He can be supportive but sometimes he takes his jokes a little far. He is basically bones, twig-like arms and a pale-ish complexion.There's never a dull moment with a Jake.
JAKE STOP CALLING ME "WOMAN"
by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020
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Jake Toles

A young man who enjoys falling thirty feet onto his face
Jake Toles freefalling

Oh look, Jake Toles is bleeding out

Jake Toles naked in a helicopter
by spoonemoore November 16, 2011
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