pokey bum fun

When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.
gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period

bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
by Ryan J Gallagher December 05, 2008
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bum hole juice

a water brown substance left on the penis after anal sex
i pulled out and was covered in bum hole juice
by chris_123-xx May 05, 2007
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bucket bum

David Blair Ivors has green teeth and licks his mums pussy and anus every day.
David Blair Ivors's Mum has a bucket bum. She sucks dick yum yum yum.
by qwerty April 20, 2005
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bum hole lips

when you purse your lips and they look like an ass hole
hannah- "get that look off your face heidi, you've got bum hole lips."
heidi-"no I'm pissed off"
by tuna breath December 04, 2009
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Bum-Hole Jenga

When something goes horribly wrong. When the task is rushed or a false move is made, there is a sudden collaspe and everything is lost!
Can be related to anything, a bad nights drinking results in being Bum-Hole Jenga'd.
"I was drifting round a bend and pushed too hard and ended up playing a game of Bum-Hole Jenga"

"I started the night off with a pint of vodka, milk and rum. I was Bum-Hole Jenga'd within the hour."
by Bear of Kaos September 02, 2009
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Pokey Bum Wank

The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.
Dyl regularly enjoyed a pokey bum wank while watching youPorn after work.
by PokeyMassiv October 24, 2008
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Flicking the bum bean

Flicking your, or someone elses bum bean is when the prostate is massaged or fingers are inserted into the anus to stimulate the male G spot. This can be done to females but with less effect. This is often used by people to enhance masturbation or the sexual thrill of other people. It is an aquired taste.
Steve: i've began experimenting with Stacie, we're really getting into it.
John: ahh nice, are you going to get her to flick your bum bean?
Steve: yeah man. Flicking the bum bean makes orgasming so much more pleasurable.
by Unneededinfo November 14, 2010
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