by Epediter December 06, 2024
The act of peeing on a piece of toilet paper from the dry part of the bowl down to the toilet into the water and across the bowl setting it in its maiden and final voyage
by Sklpkl May 30, 2025
by Lolalovescock February 22, 2021
A term used by male heroine users when injecting their drug of choice in or around their genitals particularly in or around the head and or shaft of the penis
1: "did you hear about what happened to Amos?"
2: "na what's up?"
1:"man! He did a golden slam yesterday and now he's in the hospital with a plugged up urethra! The doctors had to lance his cock!"
2:fuck that!!!
2: "na what's up?"
1:"man! He did a golden slam yesterday and now he's in the hospital with a plugged up urethra! The doctors had to lance his cock!"
2:fuck that!!!
by Muck Changione April 20, 2017
To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.
What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.
by Klevrguy December 06, 2015
When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.
I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.
by real_golden_showers March 12, 2023
by joshua Smurkens December 24, 2020