French Montana

When one man is wearing a house coat with only nylons on and is smoking a Corella De' Ville bitch stick cigarette and gently blow smoke rings against an ass less chap wear cowboys butthole.
I just saw that guy in nylons giving that cowboy a french montana, my mind is blown. He blew smoke rings inside the cowboys exsposed buttox
by Jimmy wang chang June 14, 2022
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French Foot-Massage

Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums
"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"
by JamesPage February 04, 2025
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French Business

Like french kiss but more passionate and longer at the point where you are no longer sure it's still technically a kiss.
Dude1: We have done French Business with that freaky girl the whole party.
Dude2:Wtf is a French Business?
Dude1:Like a French Kiss, but so long and so passionate it's like operating a business.
Dude2: Man you are weird.
by vivuss April 28, 2024
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French crop

Ayo barber gimme a French crop
by Nah_jit_trippin May 03, 2023
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10 in French

10 in French is translated into dix witch is usually used in stream chats to get around guidelines so they are able to say the word dick in another form.
Person in chat: Hey what's 10 in French?
Streamer: *Banning person for being dumb*
by Jesper Carstensen February 18, 2022
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French Wall Sit

When one person takes a seated position with their back pushed against a wall much like the "wall sit" exercise position. A second person will then press there ass against the first individuals face, pinning their head against the wall. Then, with as much force as person two can muster, shit into the face of person one.
Don't work out in front of Jason, he'll give you a French wall sit.
by Gloopin the Hun July 26, 2020
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French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020
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