everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.

Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.

by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021

shoulder donkey punch

a version of Punch Buggie game except its just an exchange of punching each others shoulder hard until someone gives up

shoulder donkey punching each others shoulder till someone gives up

a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position

by fun&game January 27, 2010

stinky donkey

When a dude stuffs both of his nuts in a females ass while he holds her legs straight up in front of him and fuck the gap between her legs

Bryan’s nuts have doo doo bitter on them because he gave that chick the stinky donkey

by Thedemigod207 March 1, 2018

studying donkey

A person who studies a lot, and he gets straight As in tests or exams, but he has no idea what the hell is he doing! A 21st century typical student who only focuses on grades or degrees, and he cares little to zero about the material he is learning, or the outcome of his studies in terms of knowledge and real life applications. Someone who is in school with the main focus of making more money or following the crowd and listening to what others told him, so he tries to do well just to embarrass them. The good student with no qualifications who sums up our educational systems today.

This engineer I work with must have been a studying donkey! He has a PHD, but he cannot answer a single question I ask him at my job.

by Zizou1990 March 9, 2024

Donkey Fucker

All Amherst rugby players… why they fuck donkeys??? Who knows… but they do, I swear (fucking weirdos)

There is no better feeling than skinning a donkey fucker.

by Bigpoopy6968 April 25, 2022

donkey

a person who does not know what they r doing in a game and wondering around aimlessly

Gordon: You fucking donkey! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE?!?!?!

by Depressed_faq June 12, 2019

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means to let a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

Yo dude did hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025