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Valentines Day

Single-Awareness Day.
A day for couples to be giddyy in love, and single people to be depressed. Also used to scam people outta their money for cards, flowers, and other gifts.
Single: Tomorrow's Valentines Day? Damn.

Dating: Oh, good! Tomorrow is Valentines Day! Chocolates? Check. Flowers? Check. Giant pink bear? Check.
by HATERR. February 14, 2010
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Green day

1)A great band who know no restrictions in their music, and who really rock live.
2) bay area slang for a boring day, takeing bong hits.
1) The first time i heard Green Day, i coulnt belive my ears.
2) Today has been a green day, im so bored and wasted.
by . September 16, 2003
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Bitch Day

Any day that a lot of people at youtr school or know are acting like bitches for no reason or there mad at someone.
"Shut up loser". Wow I think today must be bitch day!
by the myth the man the legend April 26, 2010
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birb day

Birb Day is a term used by the younger generation of people when it is their birthday.

Another term for Birthday.
“hey john, guess what day it is?”

oh my god bro, happy birb day!”
by IcyZShiny January 26, 2022
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Father's day

The day where you start to see how big of a gentleman ya father really is.What?Your father doesn't just say "You don't bring me anything" like he does for me every year?Wow,you guys must be having a bad time whenever June comes over.At least it's still March :) but then there's mother's day.Come on guys,go prepare!
Friend:So I bought USA's strongest tank,some deodorant that is guaranteed to get my stepdad all them girls,and some new manly ass shoes that will ironically make other shoes dirty instead of themselves when being stepped on.All that for June 21st.
Me:Duuuuuude,chill.Father's day is just a day.That's way too much stuff to buy for a day.Plus,your mom was out of her damn mind when she decided to marry that selfish idiot.
Friend:You talkin' trash about my parents?Let's see what karma has to say about this.
Karma:Hey what's up guys it's biggie cheese.
Friend:Wrong line!
Me:Does this happen every single year?Anyway,in father's day,my father be like: "You don't have to bring me anything." It just really frustrates me! *Proceeds to talk some nonsense for the next ten minutes*
Friend:I have been successfully convinced to hate father's day now.
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women's day

christmas!

the day that makes women fly their 'cute' "freak flag" ! men have to go along with it (reluctantly) so as not to jeopardize their "treatments" , (ie: "cut off") there ARE a FEW men who actually claim to like it! , SOME are HETEROsexuals !
godda get these stupid decorations up for joan , for women's day !

the "cuteness" of women's day PUKES !

john claims to LIKE women's day! bert: yah!! , he likes a "slice of pie" , TOO!

one upside of divorce , is 'dumping' christmas or women's day CUTE!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
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Boondoggle day

Boondoggle day is a day celebrated by the MB’s in this celebration the boys all go to Asda (in Kingstown) and chose Halloween masks and other things, the day is only celebrated on the 5th of October. If any member of the MB’s don’t come they are usually looked down upon.
fuck Christmas I can’t wait for boondoggle day, what are u gonna buy this time?
by REMIXREVELUTION69 October 5, 2020
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