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chicken troops

Trucker-speak via CB-radio for DOT officers (Department Of Transportation) at Weigh Station ("scale").
1st driver: Hey westbound, what did you see behind you?
2nd driver: Watch out! "Scale" is open and "chicken troops" are waiting for you!
chicken troops by Victor Ahnovsky December 18, 2007

Chicken Planet 

Chicken Planet is a collective organisation within the online console world for those who are utterly pish at all types of games.
Typical exchange often heard online between CP member and regular gamer:

'Chicken Planet is watching you, you're going down muthafka'

'Shut up you dozy fck wit, take your tablets before you piss yourself, you couldn't hit a barn door with a peashooter'
Chicken Planet by An0nm May 27, 2008

Chicken of the Beads 

Male secretion, also known as jizz. Derived from chicken of the sea
After Joe jerked off, his hands were covered in his Chicken of the Beads.
Chicken of the Beads by JumboCookie December 16, 2008

chicken-skin checkbook 

a vagina so played out that the labia resemble hanging chicken skin
With four kids, her vag surely looks like a chicken-skin checkbook.

Chicken Taper 

a person who raps tape around a chicken before he fucks it, so the chicken doesn't split in half from getting fucked. A more "PC" way of saying "chicken fucker."
Dude, Jim is a real Chicken Taper! He's got gizzards in his pubic hair!
Chicken Taper by Big Ed PVD August 18, 2010

Chicken Jo 

A very interesting nickname, can be defined by either the same as Joseph, Jonathan or even just Jo(e). This individual can be annoying at times, but is the awesome regardless and makes a valuable friend.
Dude! Did you hear about Chicken Jo(e)?!

I know right!
Chicken Jo by Chicken Jo October 24, 2010