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Car Sensitivity

Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
by CarSensitiveAndProud May 10, 2017
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car wash professional

It's somebody you give this to before having an A1 day
Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.
by MrSwordCZE January 12, 2019
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car blower.

Someone who gave another person head in a vehicle
Oh yeah, Martha and I had a great time tonight, but I think shes more of one to be a car blower.
by cookiedough303 January 3, 2020
mugGet the car blower.mug.

Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.
After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
mugGet the Riding the hand carmug.

Car

He popped a set in the AU Falcon

Car
by Jedvr August 26, 2023
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burnout in a car

Too spin the rear tires in a stationary position, after all burnout litterly stands for burning out your engine and transmission in short
Yo let’s go do a burnout in a car bro
Hell yeah I’m down
by That one lonely goat May 5, 2021
mugGet the burnout in a carmug.
Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.
He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !
by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023
mugGet the Parked his Car in a Threatening Mannermug.

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