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the cake is a lie

When a transsexual tricks a strait male into thinking he's a girl in bed.
Hugo: So I said, 'Hey, let's turn on the lights..'

Hugo: Then she said, 'Oh silly, you can have the garage okay. The porche is still in the shop..'

Jerry Springer: So you slept with a guy?

Hugo: I ain't gonna lie Jerry.. The cake is a lie. * He's then punched in the nose and the transsexual yells, 'Oh no you d-ent' and someones wig falls off in the tussel, Jerry picks up the hair and makes a mustache with it

Jerry Springer: *Walks off stage and plays pocket pool* We'll be back!
by Leeping Larry July 17, 2011
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Woot Cakes

1. an expression of happiness or joy
2. joyful pancakes, incredibly awesome pancakes
1. dude, that party was totally Woot cakes!
2. I just had the best Woot cakes.
by Spencer19 February 16, 2009
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cake-eater

A citizen whose family starves due to his federal tax bill under a liberal democrat tax and spend pork barrel government.
Ted Kennedy: "The constituents have no bread? Let them eat cake! Let me say this about that to those cake-eaters: I will have the Big Dig!"
by Abbum Habbumfrab May 15, 2004
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Cake-Faced

(Verb) "To Cake-Face" - The act of obtaning a picture of someone's face and having it printed on a cake for a party.
Tim is so popular, we just had to get him cake-faced for his suprise birthday party.
by PapaCita November 26, 2010
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LEMON CAKE

jess- lemon cakes?
tor-YUMMYYUMMY!
by anoloyx December 9, 2008
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cake beater

Man, get yo cake beaters away from me.
by Beans15 June 9, 2008
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