cum of duty  

the word " cum of duty " is a slang term used to back up the well known fact that :" your a chronic masterbater if u play Call Of Duty online"

- " ohh dude i was playing cum of duty last night and forgot to clean up "

- "i put a poster of jessica alba above my t.v while im playing cum of duty"

cum of duty by stephen seibicz February 8, 2008

Cum queen 

A girl that cums way to often and takes honor in it💦💦

*wtf is wrong with u.

-oh I'm just a cum queen

Cum queen by Makaylabitch930 March 25, 2016

cum'tastic voyage 

When one engages in a sexual action leading to extreme ejaculation.

I went on a cum cum'tastic voyage with your sister...mom...dog????

cum'tastic voyage by kman kenny January 29, 2008

cum gurning 

The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.

Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.

Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?

Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.

cum gurning by Stinkfingers October 13, 2010

Cum Chuckles 

Cum Chuckles is when you laugh so hard you ejaculate a little bit every time you exhale with a chuckle.

Dude I had the worse case of the Cum Chuckles this morning

Cum Chuckles by Mr Biggums December 4, 2010

Cum-pyknic 

To eat the cum of a heavier set man

John enjoys his cum-pyknic

Cum-pyknic by 4rfvbhjuik January 24, 2011

Cum smack

The act of a man jizzing in his hand and smacking a girl so hard that your hand sticks to her face and her face turns beat red, and covered in cock butter

Dude that bitch cheated on you. She deserves to get cum smacked.

Cum smack by Godj375 March 3, 2011