Christian

Christian is the type of person to always lie how big that fella is down there.

Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought …

by ilikebirds346 November 24, 2023

Christian Hoe

A individual who goes through many different relationships with multiple individuals over a short span of time, but doesn’t engage in any activities of a sexual nature with them, therefore maintaining their purity.

Jimmy is such a christian hoe — he’s dated so many different girls but never does anything with them.

by yammerstudios March 13, 2021

christian and amiya

The best couple, obviously

Christian and Amiya are the best I'm jealous!!

by greenberg42 March 31, 2023

Christianity

Christianity A mental illness Similar to schizophrenia thinking a sky daddy god is real and Can be heard When someone speaks in tongues and saw and felt and learned about in a biblical Delusional book

Hey These abrahamic Believers must be Delusional and have a Mental illness Called Christianity so Sky daddy syndrome is real Jesus Christ unholy Messiah they need help

by Lucifer's prince July 8, 2022

christian

the most wonderful husband-material like person; love of MY (the person writing this definition) life; soulmate; best person ever

hello, i would like u to meet christian but don't get too close cuz he's mine LOL ok bye

by prince ash May 9, 2022

A Christian

When you hit a golf ball from one side of the green to the other.

For christs sake…. I’ve done A Christian. I’m off to the Red Lion, I’ll see you there.

by Ze Germans. February 16, 2024

Father Christian

This is what you call the best priest ever. Best thing to ever happen to Carmel besides the dispensing going on in the 500 boys bathroom. He is truly kind to all.

Everyone loves Father Christian

by ccanonymous January 23, 2025