crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

by Skylarker September 15, 2017

candy apple

A shiny red badass car

Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).

by locajellz September 3, 2018

Apple Head

A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).

"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."

by GrayHairedLady 1 July 15, 2021

Apple Time

The moment of Apple product is not working right after warranty off...

technician: How can I help you?
you: Apple Time!!!!
technician: oh! hell yeah.

by EDWEIRD July 18, 2017

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

Apples

THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!

Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"

by appleganda March 16, 2025

Purse Apple

A small apple which fits easily into the palm of one's hand and into a purse or bag for later consumption.

"Man, I really didn't want to have to eat another dry granola bar while waiting in line for the Morrissey concert. Then I remembered I had a purse apple in the bottom of my bag!"

by BardicLark October 26, 2016