Twat Face

A female manager who smells, acts, and looks like an ovesized and animate vulva. A common characteristic is the possability of one body part being of larger size than another (i.e. one leg longer than the other; one ear bigger than the other).

"It smells like twat, I wonder if Twat Face just got here."
"Twat Face needs a douche to wash the sand out of her vagina."
"Is Twat Face back in tab again?"

by k-liz May 11, 2003

2-Faced

A person who is phony or fake towards her/his fellow peers.

Yeah lil d is a stupid ass dick suckin ass 2-faced pussy ass bitch

by Igno June 18, 2005

face-grinding

mashing your face against another persons for, the beginnings of, sexual gratification.

"I was dancing with this chick and we totally ended up face-grinding on the dance floor."

by chris rohde November 11, 2006

face pubes

A good way to describe facial hair. In most cases it is used to provoke a response of annoyance or humor.

"Edward aka EZE aka sexy man beast has face pubes."

by Faaii May 13, 2005

ass face

one who's face looks like an ass

Hey Ass Face, it's your chin that does it.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

broken face

A person, usually a girl that has unattractive physical attributes, or more simply that is ugly.

Oh man, she is a total broken face.

by Qurczak April 18, 2009

stank-faced

smoking marajuana excessively from a blunt.

I love rollin up an ounce of the sour deisel and blazing until I am stank-faced.

I got so stank-faced last night that I passed out.

by Brownstein October 10, 2005