David our lord

ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.

Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.

one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.

John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?

by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014

Veronica David

A perfect freind who will never let you down. She is obsessed with tick tock but over all a great person. She will encorage you through anything and would make a perfect girfreind. She loves singing but is self constious about herself.

Veronica David is so attractive.

by TigersSparkle June 14, 2022

Daviding

a mf who makes hella money and fucks bitches all day u gotta be like him

be like david

oh i see you daviding and shit

hell yea you know thats how i gawwin

by rty344 January 21, 2023

David

A David is smart and funny and he gives you looks and tries to meet your eyes he likes girl with the first letter k and L he will try to impress you .And he loves it when you are feisty and he will love to have s with you .And when you want to break up he will accept your decision. Like my David he is loyal funny and loves it when I comfort him when he is sad and will try to pretend to be sad to make you feel bad and give him a hug .I love my David even though I act like I don’t

Girl number 1 I want David to be my boyfriend

Spectator doesn’t get him
Girl number 1 He is to in love and loyal with Lauren

by Lolen ca ggsm February 23, 2021

david torres

David is known to be the attraction and self centered but has a soft spot when it comes to love. David has curly hair and brown eyes. Ofc skates. He is into juice wrld and x. He has the best looks. He’s a Leo. Always supportive when it comes to someone needing their support. He has the prettiest eyes. He has potential and everyone should know it too. His laugh brings many memories. He is funny when it comes to a joke contest. He watches anime. He’s around average height. His smile lights up anyone from being sad to happy. David is everything a woman and a friend could ask for.

-Hey did you see David torres ?

Yea I did. David is at the skatepark.

by 767haze September 13, 2021

david belford

the guy that shit himself😌

“did you hear what happened to david belford?”
“yea❤️“

by puzzyslayer1884 July 19, 2020

David

David is an outgoing wild adventurous guy. He comes off as a bit of a dick but once you get to know him he is really sweet with a very kind heart.

He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.

They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.

The best time of my life was when I with David.

David the most outrageous, caring man I have ever met.

by Maddy2014 June 21, 2024