cunt hunting

when you are bored of the normal vagina, you have to hunt for a new one to fuck

man 1: how was that girl you did last night?
man 2: she was ok, but her pussy was all boring. i went cunt hunting and ripped off her arm and fucked her empty arm socket.
man 1: nice im gonna try that next time

by thecunthunter February 22, 2011

cunt chicken

In politics, the game of espousing good, popular policies with the express intention of getting your opponents to reflexively oppose them and therefore look stupid. Particularly used on left Twitter with reference to Jeremy Corbyn, who was the pioneer and master of the game during the 2017 UK general election.

"Corbyn's just playing a game of cunt chicken now to see what the soundest policy is he can come out with that pricks will still say is shit." - first usage from t_manning92 on Twitter

by BakedBeanBreville November 5, 2019

Carpet Cunt

Noun: A woman whose vaginal pubic hair is thorn-like (prickly), thereby inducing a fiery, rugburn like effect on the penis.

"fuck man"
"what?"
"I should have listened to you. I fucked the shit out of that carpet cunt last night."
"So..."
"So her prickly bush gave my dick some fucked up rug burn"

by Doorman2k11 October 27, 2011

callum cunt

A total and utter wanker who is small but a twat.

He is a total and utter Callum cunt

by Yaygeezetun December 1, 2017

Cunt Stripe

the biggest ho you have ever dated that has cheated on you, that you now want nothing to do with. Imagine a female dragging her vagina across the carpet (like a dog drags its butt) to scrape the disease off the marking she leaves on your floor is the stripe

Hey bro i heard Michelle was sleeping with her baby daddy and 2 other dudes while dating you, she a cunt stripe.

Yeah i know i'm going to have to go bleach my ish.

by Phobes June 7, 2011

Shitty cunt

1. Can be used to describe a type of person; make commentary on a someone's personality (aka the kind of person who would shit in someone's vagina). Used mostly for females, but applicable to men, especially gay ones.

2. Can be used to describe a state of being (the kind of state you'd be in if someone shit in your vagina). Again, a term used mostly by females, though applicable to use by some males, especially gay ones.

1. That shitty cunt over there would totally make a move on your boyfriend, fucking bitch.

2. Ugh, I've had a terrible day, so I'm feelin' a lil' shitty cunt.

by BoofyBaby August 25, 2010

cunt-punt

if a bitch/ minion gets wise with you, you kick and or punch them in their pussy. gets em everytime

If you talk back to me one more time, ill give ya a cunt punt, bitch.

by Bman May 13, 2005