turtle poker

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair

Mom help I got a turtle poker

by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023

turtle bird

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

by anonymous November 22, 2023

turtle-nappin’

the act of stealing a live turtle.

disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)

Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”

Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)

by ryqloud March 6, 2024

Turtlemouth

Turtlemouth, when a person has teeth but is not visible when talking/eating.

Robert : Hey bro how are you?
Robert’s friend : Good, did your teeth fallout last night? It looks like you have Turtlemouth
Robert : Why’s it called Turtlemouth?
Robert’s friend : because turtles do not have visible teeth.

by turtlemouth April 20, 2024

tittletat

A Turkish D end who got raped by viv (also showers with other men)

Baran is a tittletat

by Educated harverd student April 22, 2024

tittletat

A d end who got raped by viv and showers with other guys

He is a tittletat

by Educated harverd student April 22, 2024

tittletat

A victim of rape. Typically referring to an overweight person.

That man is a tittletat

by Educated harverd student April 23, 2024