not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.

"You know what, not today turd!"

by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018

big giant humongous turd

The largest shit you ever taken

Guy: I just took a big giant humongous turd!

by Bigsmartypant July 4, 2023

Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

by Mushishi February 23, 2020

Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

“Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018

Turd mongrel

Why did you search this. Seriously what are you like 80? Who even says that? I feel bad for you and anyone you say that too. Honestly if you want to want to use an insult made by the queen of England why don't you say something like bloody fool or something.

Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): You, sonny boy are quite the Turd mongrel!
Sonny boy: *leaves*
Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): *finally dies. seriously how did this guy live this long? Oh wait this is just some random story made by some kid on urban dictionary.*

by De Frog101 February 1, 2022

turd swiggler

Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish

Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler

by masarasa6000 November 14, 2011

rat turd

someone you really like!

i really love jeremy, he’s such a rat turd

by nameshdbdbbde November 4, 2021