turd cutter

A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go

Look at the turd cutters on that girl!

by Alex J September 27, 2023

turd pony

A shitty unicorn. Yep.

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."

by Tr0l1er January 01, 2018

Turd Slurp

The act of eating ass; annalingus

E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.

by Schmorgan May 24, 2018

turd filled

full of excrement logs

dude look at that turd filled mug!

by urghuofd9gui December 06, 2021

turd gravy

Big hairy crap followed by liquid shit sauce or turd gravy

Man I just took a hairy dump complete with turd gravy

by Professional Dumper April 06, 2016

Peeping turd

An almost tasteful nude selfie you send someone with the casual feature of a turd, cheekily peeping out of your anus before full release is granted to it.

I sent him a peeping turd while he was away and he got fucked off the plane for masturbating.

by Loo Loo Lynch November 08, 2017

turd-in-the-hole

when you make toad-in-the-hole but it looks like literal shit

friend 1: what'd you make for dinner?
friend 2: i fucked up and made turd-in-the-hole

by DizzyHotSauce September 25, 2023