egg

Fragile but powerful.

Also very delicious.

We must bow down to the eggs.

Friend: Carries carton of eggs
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares

by FlatPlanet3500 April 6, 2021

evil egg

- noun: an egg so rotten that it turned sentient and evil.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.

as a noun - "Jesus Christ! Why is there an evil egg on the kitchen counter!?"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"

by The evil hamster October 30, 2023

Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

Geese Egg

The act of doing a line of coke off of someone's ass crack

Yo...let's pull out the blow and do a geese egg.

by TEDALDI December 3, 2009

egg suck

The act of sucking an egg vigorously.

An expression used to tell someone to shut their mouth

Shut your mouth egg suck

Look at that egg suck over there

by Wowzah May 24, 2018

Egg

They are kept home like ur nan

Egg bro

by Asad boi January 23, 2019

egg plant

eggs of the plant

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023