Argentinian potato snuffer

The act of licking ones fingers and closing the tip of another person's urethra akin to how one puts out a candle.

She didn't clip her nails before she gave me an Argentinian potato snuffer, and it hurt pretty bad.

by freakyfortnite August 26, 2025

potato

A derogatory term describing a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications. Using a "potato PC" often results in frustrating performance issues, which can hinder productivity and success in tasks such as programming.

I tried to build my first Flutter app on my "potato" PC, but it crashed every five minutes, leading to an F in my Mobile Programming class!

by Emotional Cruiser July 25, 2025

new potato

Someone who recently acquired great wealth. Usually a younger person who then spends it in extravagant and irresponsible ways. A new potato commonly has a very arrogant attitude and thinks they are way cooler than everyone else. Tends to have a very fragile ego

Look at that new potato over there in his Lambo. Walks around like he's the most important person around here. He doesn't even know how to drive it

by asdfy1234567890 August 26, 2022

Here we eat the potato

To waste a valuable thing or resource on impulse or in a fit of insanity

Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!

Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato

by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023

pants potato

Male ball sac; nuts

Girls like to gargle pants potatoes!

by charquol November 18, 2009

Christmas Potato

A festive Potato

This christmas potato is very festive

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021

potato

A person who continues to fall for satire on the internet over and over again

The Onion: Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel

MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot

Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again

by anonymous September 23, 2025