Newtons Law

This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war

Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law

by Newton Hater February 13, 2023

Slerf's Law

Slerf's Law is the idea that the most retarded outcome is the most likely.

Coined by Twitter user 0x_charlemagne, the origin of the name lies in a retarded meme coin dev named Slerf, who accidentally burned 53 thousand Solana trying to launch a meme coin called Slerf.

I thought I would make millions on this meme coin; instead, the stupid dev burned the entire supply. I should have seen it coming because of Slerf's law.

by 0x_Charlemagne March 19, 2024

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018

Alin's Law

The ending point in a conversation where one participant introduces consuming one's own bodily waste.

Alin's Law:

Adam: Hey man what's up? Are you going to that show tonight?
Steve: I don't know, who's playing?
Adam: I don't remember, but he eats his own crap.
Steve:silence
Admam: Hello? ...Steve?

by Crapwellz August 31, 2013

co-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's spouse.

co-grandnibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

pibling-in-law

1- Pibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's pibling.

My pibling-in-law is a good person.

by KNN128 June 15, 2021

co-granduncle-in-law

The husband of one's grandparent-in-law's sister.

My co-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019