French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over an erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent.

by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016

French McNasty

When you or your gf licks the others butthole just before giving a french kiss

I threw up when my girlfriend told me what she had for dinner just after I gave her a french mcnasty

by schwinn360 July 9, 2018

french vanilla latte

This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.

Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte
Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes

by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024

French Licked

A dance where you drop your pelvis to the ground, drag it across the floor, while bowling and wearing a beret; celebrating the whole time.

I got a strike and French Licked after twerking.

by HR Hero November 13, 2013

French Socks

When a man sucks a woman’s toes or feet.

“You know she’s crazy, right? She loves those french socks.”
“Oh, i’m not into that.”

by mastergrave February 2, 2023

French Toast

A Nor-Cal, certified dork version of a very common cuss word.

Instead of cussing the usual way, I much prefer to use French Toast!

by SuperDoooooope December 23, 2021

french brown

A term that defines passionately licking and kissing your partners anus, specifically when they deficate as you perform the action.

Bill: "Was she into any wierd stuff?"

Jamie: "Yeah she made me give her some french browns."

by Jakeensmorck February 26, 2018