kansas city jerk

When you are fisting your partner and you slide your penis inside of your hand, inside of her, and masturbate.

I never expected she's be able to receive a Kansas City Jerk, but I was wrong.

by Tundraundertopsoil June 20, 2017

City Middle High

A horrible school for fucking nerds, there are a lot of feminazi teachers, people making 20ft long crack lines on the ground from smarties and all the guys on the swim team make up an excuse for why they have a small penis when they get exposed.

You go to City, what a nerd
Oh you got into City Middle High, you a fucking nerd

by pen15suckerpussylicker December 10, 2019

Lego City Commercial

A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build a helicopter! And off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline! Lower the stretcher! And make the rescue! The new emergency collection from Lego City!

I have watched the Lego City Commercial a lot of times and all I could think of is "HEY!"

by Eggy543 February 25, 2020

City Club Division

This superior group of individuals existed 2019-2023. Collectively, these were some of the most brilliant, savvy, adaptive, creative, well-branded, and wise people that the world has ever known. It's rumored that the Division was disbanded in 2023 in fear of world domination.

Guy #1: Hey you ever hear about the City Club Division?
Guy #2: Yes, those were some badass MFers
Guy #1: How so?
Guy #2: In every possible way
Guy #1: Dope

by rick.for.the.winland April 30, 2023

That's life in the big city

It's a line from the 1987 film RoboCop. Spoken by an executive of a weapons manufacturer immediately following the death of his colleague at a failed demo of their new mechanized law enforcement robot. The character exemplifies the callous, dog-eat-dog mentality popular amongst business execs in the 80’s. It borders on sociopathic — similar to the nature in which Patrick Bateman speaks in American Psycho.

Cox: Too bad about Kinney, huh?
(Kinney shot to death by mech minutes ago)
Morton: *shrug* That's life in the big city.

by Proto Following Chomo January 22, 2021

kansas city lights

A term for a diminutive man, angry all the time and looking for fights.

Jason: That Kansas city lights tried to start crap with me.

Howie: He would start a fight with a nun.

by Howie Cat April 8, 2021

Block City Wars

The game that did good and amazing around 2014-2016 and then the devs decided to fuck up the game and make it terrible so people quit it.

Brian: Remember Block City Wars? It brings me memories...

by UNCLE BOY NI84Y053265 May 3, 2021