by Tiojimbethay November 28, 2019
Get the top butt ripple fartmug. Occurs when you're on the rag and giving a guy who's wearing a tie a blow-job. Just before he shoots his load, you reach up and forcibly yank his head downwards so he jizzes in his own face. As he blinks in shock and awe at you, you grab your tampon string and pull it out swiftly, daubing his forehead with a bloody bindi.
I was mad-horny on Monday morning so I invited that hot bald guy from the mailroom into the executive bathroom and gave him a tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top.
by Kiki-jai August 29, 2014
Get the Tie-in-the-face with a cherry on topmug. by some arab bitch May 3, 2017
Get the top left im cheesedmug. When someone uses their butthole to suck in smoke from a joint, then farts the hybrid poo/weed fumes into someones face and gets high. Created and perfected by the Edwin Day.
by big_gulps September 23, 2009
Get the Edwin Smokey Top Specialmug. Meaning, buying a card like topping up your cell phone but instead your buying a card with music downloads on it to top up your ipod with new music.
Sam, bought another itunes top up music card at the grocery store for his ipod. Isnt that the 3rd one this month?
by Overseaz September 27, 2006
Get the top up musicmug. An absolute Based Chairman who runs the server Proletkult. He is an unironic Maoist, don't ask me, everyone knows that's based.
by Red1917 January 7, 2021
Get the Top Keke Memes 69mug. Referenced in The Wedding Singer by Rob. Meant to describe a fine looking woman who has phenomonal attributes, which you would obviously tap. It is a somewhat derogatory term to refer to a woman as a mere piece of meat, which you would easily take all of.
"Hey man did you see that girl Stacy at the frat this weekend?"
"Oh hell yeah, she was Grade A Top Choice Meat."
"Oh hell yeah, she was Grade A Top Choice Meat."
by smutgremlin2 August 11, 2008
Get the Grade A Top Choice Meatmug.