blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage

That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
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by Soulflared April 8, 2022

Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.

The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.

by Squrl November 15, 2023

Socks!

Socks! Is yelled intentionally at a attention whore who dates the whole fugly percent of the male species, is a rude ass bitch and has been caught stuffing socks in her bra... Plus she walks around with her sock fulled bra and tries to "stick" her ass and "boobs" out.

"Omg look whos coming!" *pick me attention whore walks towards group*
"SOCKS!!!"
"Haha this never gets old"
*Whore looks behind her and doesn't understand so she keeps walking towards her 15 boyfriends*

by ihateschoolbitches May 8, 2023

Sock Account

A sock, or socks, is an internet login used for two facing on the internet. A seemingly mysterious account with intent to badmouth, or cause chaos under the protection and safety of being snug within a sock. Socks are never "known brand" trolls that have notoriety. A sock seeks relevance, but, will never attain it due to its cowardly anonymity.

This sock keeps following me around from group to group trying to hump my leg. This sock account somehow knows who I am, but, obviously I don't know who it is. Socks and failtrolls go hand in hand.

by 🎩 The Famous Thomas November 1, 2022

slouch socks

a pair of loose thick (usually white) socks that are knee high. these socks are intended to keep your feet comfy and warm.

She wore the thick slouch socks to bed to keep her feet warm and comfy.

by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

Gooch Sock

A single, highly specific sock that was chosen to be used for packing by a trans man. Often folded up into a small square and put into boxers for maximum gender euphoria. It was dubbed a “gooch sock” because it’s used for the gooch.

Person 1: “dude I can’t find my gooch sock, you seen it?”
Person 2: “the actual fuck is a gooch sock?”
Person 1: “it’s my packing sock! I can’t find it!”
Person 2: “oh, riiiight. You left it in the laundry basket.”

by bnnuyposting September 11, 2025

fucking with socks on

You're gay

Fucking with socks on on means that if your having gay sex but you don't want it to be gay

John: "I had sex with Gary last night"
Adam: "That's gay"
Gary: "no its not we were fucking with socks on"

by johns gay boyfriend gary October 13, 2021