triple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.

Triple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

quadruple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.

Quadruple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Ryde Secondary College

A school for degenerates who like licking walls

Do not for the life of you go to Ryde Secondary College

by Astudent June 7, 2024

chicken second

A measurement of time equivalent to the time it takes one to consume an entire rotisserie chicken in one sitting.

Person A: "Hey, how long until that movie starts?"
Person B: "Maybe like.. 6 or 7 chicken seconds?"
Person A: "Alright, cool."

by theamericanpickle March 10, 2026

30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick

Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

February Second

February second is national fuck a crush day. It’s the day to fuck someone you think is hot.

Today is February second! We get to fuck today.

by Joder27 February 2, 2025

The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.

Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!

by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025