A school for years 1-6 that will lead you to a path of depression. Your friends leave your life (unless they go to the same High School, yay), you finally told your crush that you liked them on the last day only to figure out that they had a crush on you too... then the bell rings, you say “goodbye” to friends and teachers, you go home, then play Fortnite/Pubg and wonder why you were sad.
1st Year 7: My Primary School ended badly.
2nd Year 7: Uhhuuuuh, and why was that?
1st Year 7: Found out my crush also had a crush on me on the GODAM LAST DAY!!!
2nd Year 7: Dam, that’s heartbreaking. What happened next?
1st Year 7: Played Fortnite and Pubg at home. Why?
2nd Year 7: So you didn’t go hang out with your Primary School CRUSH!?
1st Year 7: No, why would I?
*2nd Year 7 face palms* Oh my fucking god. You stupid son of a...
1st Year 7: LANGUAGE!
2nd Year 7: Uhhuuuuh, and why was that?
1st Year 7: Found out my crush also had a crush on me on the GODAM LAST DAY!!!
2nd Year 7: Dam, that’s heartbreaking. What happened next?
1st Year 7: Played Fortnite and Pubg at home. Why?
2nd Year 7: So you didn’t go hang out with your Primary School CRUSH!?
1st Year 7: No, why would I?
*2nd Year 7 face palms* Oh my fucking god. You stupid son of a...
1st Year 7: LANGUAGE!
by AsainicAudric July 2, 2018
Get the Primary School mug.N. An elementary school student designated by school faculty to monitor halls in between any of the following:
class and lunch
lunch and class
lunch and recess
recess and lunch
recess and class
class and recess
The point of the safety program is to maintain a sense of control. Children are thought to behave themselves when they know a goody-goody safety is watching. They are aware that the "safety" will completely taddle their little pants off without thinking twice or give a written warning.
What distinguishes the "safety" from other students is a band of fluorescent, orange plastic which wraps around the waist and diagonally across the chest. A silver or gold badge of some sort is pinned to the band draped across the chest. These badges are of different colors to show rank.
class and lunch
lunch and class
lunch and recess
recess and lunch
recess and class
class and recess
The point of the safety program is to maintain a sense of control. Children are thought to behave themselves when they know a goody-goody safety is watching. They are aware that the "safety" will completely taddle their little pants off without thinking twice or give a written warning.
What distinguishes the "safety" from other students is a band of fluorescent, orange plastic which wraps around the waist and diagonally across the chest. A silver or gold badge of some sort is pinned to the band draped across the chest. These badges are of different colors to show rank.
The job of a school safety is to make sure the other students are behaving whenever adults aren't looking.
School Safety: Please walk
Student: Sorry!
(Student whispers to classmate)
Student: That safety better not tell our teacher I was running!
Classmate: What a nerd... NARK!!
School Safety: Please walk
Student: Sorry!
(Student whispers to classmate)
Student: That safety better not tell our teacher I was running!
Classmate: What a nerd... NARK!!
by Anisettekiss November 17, 2006
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Get the school cafeteria mug.UK equivilant of High School in the USA, and some other countries.
Ages range from 11-18 (Years 7-13). Most students leave after their GCSE's in Year 11 to go to college or start working, others stay on in school and do the more harder A-Levels in Sixth Form (Year 12/13), which most then go onto university.
Ages range from 11-18 (Years 7-13). Most students leave after their GCSE's in Year 11 to go to college or start working, others stay on in school and do the more harder A-Levels in Sixth Form (Year 12/13), which most then go onto university.
As much as I hate secondary school, I realize I need to succeed in it to do what I want in the future.
by Ben (Reprography) January 10, 2009
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by LIlyofthevalley July 2, 2007
Get the Field School mug.A prestigious all boys school located in Deerfield Massachusetts (literally the middle of nowhere). These boys enjoy juuling in their rooms. At events the Mexican boys fling themselves at girls begging them to get them to give them blowjobs. These boys are horny. Some of the most well-known Eaglebrook boys have been so honored to make gang symbols in the background of rap videos. Eaglebrook prides itself on having very good lacrosse players, although most of them are dochey and play Fortnite instead of actually practicing. Before sleeping with an Eaglebrook boy make sure to know that 90% of this population has chodes, this is penis that is wider than it is long.
eaglebrook school is a prep school filled with boys who have fragile masculinities
girl: hey
ebs boy: sup
girl: how are you doing
ebs boy: fine. wanna blow me?
girl: uhhhhh no
ebs boy: ugh whatever you’re fat anyway
girl: hey
ebs boy: sup
girl: how are you doing
ebs boy: fine. wanna blow me?
girl: uhhhhh no
ebs boy: ugh whatever you’re fat anyway
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Get the Eaglebrook school mug.School uniforms suck because everyone has to dress the same. At my school, our clothing was our only way of self- expression, now they've taken that away from us. Matching clothes, natural hair color, no visible piercings. What's next?
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