Russian Heat Helmet

It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.

"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."

Russian Heat Helmet by Zeek Shop December 7, 2021

Ruskin 

An artist who is super kind and caring. he has been through a lot but always makes sure you aren't upset because he knows how it feels. He likes to send memes, cursed, dank etc and is not a simp at all. He is hard working and is motivated to work out. Ruskin has life goals and will become a ladies man. He is super chill and when he laughs its amazing because he never does it so you really like it. He is kinda emo, likes anime but again, is one of the best people ever because he is so so loyal and super trustworthy.

ruskin: *exists*
the world: omg

Ruskin by skontix December 13, 2021

russtin 

a gorgeous red head that has a fat ass and likes to smoke weed.

girl 1: “omg who is that standing by that marijuana plant?”
girl 2” that’s russtin, she’s so hot. and that’s her marijuana plant that’s she’s growing.

girl 1: i’m so jealous of her.

russtin by widevagina December 28, 2021

Russia 

A nightmare with crazy creatures with small eyes similar to chinese ones. Screaming "russia" is an European state and they have strongest army of goblins.

mom i had a bad dream
russia agian huh
yes...
mom hugs her child*

Russia by just.an.caucasia.doing.stuff January 1, 2022

Russian avos' 

(Russian: авось) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.

1: "Did you study for the test? You finished it suspiciously quickly."
2: "I couldn't bother studying, just answered everything by Russian avos'."

Russian avos' by nadimka January 9, 2022

Russian Raspberry

The alias for a woman working in tech who just found out that Russia is the largest grower and distributor of raspberries in the world. She may also have owned it currently own a raspberry beret, further driving home the moniker.

Russian Raspberry is typing.

I am Russian Raspberry.

You are to address me a Russian Raspberry, henceforth.

Did you invite Russian Raspberry to the meeting?

Russian Raspberry by Russianraspberry January 28, 2022

russian gurls

they r so beautiful girls.s they arer . gorgous.

russian gurls so pretty i wishih had 1

russian gurls by igotcovid3timesandimvaccinated February 4, 2022